Sidecars are for bitches...
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A wondrous place

mykicks:

interrobangin:

The thing about sauntering into a parent’s kitchen late at night that is unlike sauntering into your own kitchen late at night is the potential for surprise.

A whole new world.

You didn’t buy these groceries, and you’re allowed to eat them.

Don’t you dare close your eyes.

Each cabinet houses something new and exciting.

A hundred thousand things to see.

Vegetable crackers? Interesting. Jalapeno Cheetos? Hmm, pass. Ruffles? Snore.

Hold your breath, it gets better.

BLACK PEPPER JACK DORITOS?! YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

I had to go back and reblog this because I just went out into my parents’ kitchen. The only thing I can compare it to is Belle finding that huge fucking room full of books in Beauty and the Beast. I had a handful of barbecue chips, a slice of chocolate cake, and a handful of mixed nuts. I love how much salt they get away with putting on those nuts. It’s like a handful is equal to drinking a tall glass of ocean water.

This is hilariously true. Finds at my parents’ house so far: a gigantic bowl of reeses, caramels, snickers, and tootsie rolls; pecan pie; 4 kinds of chips… Yay for junkfood!

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robotsraholes:
26 days until I see this wonderful place again.

You can see my apartment in this picture! AND this is totes the stretch of beach I most often go to. :)

robotsraholes:

26 days until I see this wonderful place again.

You can see my apartment in this picture! AND this is totes the stretch of beach I most often go to. :)

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fuckyeahalwayssunny:

ohnomegan:
who would you choose?


Something that no one seems to want to acknowledge: Mac is probably the hottest.
Actually. Fuck it. They’re all pretty fine.

fuckyeahalwayssunny:

ohnomegan:

who would you choose?

Something that no one seems to want to acknowledge: Mac is probably the hottest.

Actually. Fuck it. They’re all pretty fine.

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ventisette:kayrutledge:hoodablah:////////via
I miss my bed.

Same here. Luckily I’m going home tomorrow!!!

ventisette:kayrutledge:hoodablah:////////via

I miss my bed.

Same here. Luckily I’m going home tomorrow!!!

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ventisette:

copycats:

Jizz In My Pants remixed by Superpowerless
originally by The Lonely Island
(posted by Nathaniel James)

Okay, yes, this is something I can appreciate.

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paulrudd:I Love You, Man Gag Reel (via restarea)

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Wow. Just wow. Thanks for that, Melissa.

Nicole. I’m pretty sure this is what I most often hear from her. (via robotsraholes)

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Most recently said after she sent me this link:     http://fuckinknockedout.com/post/254620329 .

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everythingandnothing:

eightyeightmph:
The Pumpkin-Apple-Pecan Thanksgiving Pie.
Only a couple of days left!
From here.

OMG. The perfect pie.

 Dear lord. I want it. Now.

everythingandnothing:

eightyeightmph:

The Pumpkin-Apple-Pecan Thanksgiving Pie.

Only a couple of days left!

From here.

OMG. The perfect pie.

 Dear lord. I want it. Now.