Sidecars are for bitches...: Archive

Dec 29th

kissingthelipless: I really hope the snow melts soon because I’m sick of the screaming parents at the sledding hill. Yes. The parents. I want to go all Clint Eastwood on everyone outside and step out onto the porch with a shotgun and say ‘get off my lawn’. Technically the hill isn’t my lawn, but it’s close enough that the line would work. Gabby, I am seriously considering hand-delivering you...

Dec 28th

 *My family is watching tv and a New Moon commercial comes on.*
Me: Eww. God. By the way, do you guys even know how that series ends? Do you KNOW what kind of series your youngest daughter is reading??
My mom and dad: Umm.... actually, no...
Me: The girl is a slutty indecisive ho, they end up having sex anyways, she gets preggers with a vampire baby, the baby starts eating her from the inside or something, they have to cut the baby out, at which point the werewolf falls in love with it, and then everyone lives happily ever after. Or whatever.
Natalie: NUH UH. That's-.... that's not... entirely... factual..... *sigh*
My mom: Oh my GOD, Nicole. 
Me: ......
My mom: Like, SPOILER ALERT.
Me: -.- *sigh*

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The horror show that is the original plan for...

mykicks: British actor Simon Pegg was originally set to play Lt. Archie Hicox but was forced to pull out of the project because of scheduling conflicts. Michael Fassbender replaced him. Tarantino approached Adam Sandler to play Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But Sandler had to turn it down because the schedule conflicted with the filming of Funny People (2009). Leonardo DiCaprio was the first choice...

Dec 28th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

Happy Holidays!

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Dec 24th

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Dec 22nd

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WISDOM TEEF.

I know what you all want. But you’re not getting it. There have been absolutely no pictures of me taken during this ordeal and there will be none taken until I am completely healed. But anywho. So, brief story: Friday: Got to doctor’s at 8:30AM. Went back to the room at 9. I was SUUUUPER nervous but the nurse was really nice. Got the IV in my arm without making a scene. The nurse...

Dec 22nd