December 2010
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Christmastime in Champaign
Driving to work on the interstate this morning, swearing at the idiots in traffic. Some guy is RIGHT on my back bumper. My thoughts:
“DAMMIT. I will get over in a minute, asshole!”
Just then, I look in my rearview to see this guy’s face, expecting some road-raging prick. Turns out, IT’S SANTA.
Guy in a Santa suit, with a real-looking beard, in a red station wagon, with...
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List-making: a productive way to procrastinate
Lists made so far:
To Do - Homework
To Do - non-academic preparations for Winter Break
To Do - Grad School and related activities
Places I want to see and things I want to do in New York
People who owe me money
… this list of all my lists.
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“I’m too lazy to make out… Well, I’m too lazy for a first-time...”
– Melissa, RE: potentially hanging out with a boy she likes tonight.
Just spent 20 minutes reformatting a paper so I...
On my last day as a TA I TOLD those bitches not to fuck with the standards of formatting because it just makes you look like a douche and pisses the professor off. And why would you want to piss off the person who is about to grade your term paper?
In one ear and out the other.
Bonus: this particular paper was written by a guy who works at my college’s Writing Center. I’m sitting...
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It's hard to be pleasant when it's freaking...
My thoughts this morning as a group of hipster assholes passed me on the sidewalk:
“Wow. There are three of you. But no, go ahead, take up the whole sidewalk and make me walk in the snow. Douchebags.”
Upon seeing that their girlfriends were walking behind them and taking up just as much room:
“Oh good lord. Put on some clothing, ya skanks. It’s below freezing....
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The cherry on top of my...
My laptop died this evening.
For no apparent reason.
Taking it to ISR tomorrow to see if there’s anything that can be done.
Family problems + technical difficulties = me in a teary ball on the floor.
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mykicks:
fourinhand: Fantasia 2000 is better. just sayin’.
Who thinks that? I never knew that was an opinion people had.
Fo reals. If you think Fantasia 2000 is better than the original… you can just get the hell out of my life.