January 2011
31 posts
Feetrub
dearoldlove:
I miss falling asleep to the sound of you rubbing your feet together.
This reminded me of one of my favorite parts of High Fidelity: “She does this thing in bed when she can’t get to sleep. She kinda half moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times… It just kills me…”
“Boyfriend or cats? I CHOOSE CATS. EVERY TIME.”
– Melissa, future cat lady.
“Why don’t we have a cat?!?” <— said while I was typing this post
This. This. One thousand times this. →
While I never found anything this amazing, this is an excellent example of the kind of crazy crap I found while working at the Bob Dole Archive in Kansas last summer.
Diva Cups
sade:
:(
No.
Agreed. I had a professor who promoted the shit out of diva cups. She basically stated that if you didn’t use a diva cup then you couldn’t call yourself a feminist.
Yeah, sorry. Not happening.
On why there are so many more words for sexually...
“Grotjahn concurs that anxiety prompts man’s hostility, but he believes the source of the fear is sexual inadequacy. A woman knows the truth about a man’s potency; he cannot lie to her. Yet her own performance remains a secret, a mystery to him. Thus, man’s fear of woman is basically sexual, which is perhaps the reason why so many of the derogatory terms for women take on...
“It is a curious emotion, this certain homesickness I have in mind. With...”
– Carson McCullers (via sometimesagreatnotion)
Lisa Haines-Wright
This semester I have the pleasure of taking a third course with Lisa Haines-Wright, an English professor here at Beloit. She is the most adorable, tiny, spirited woman. Her classes are always excellent because she is extremely lively and very knowledgeable about everything.
She is also incredibly quotable. While cleaning out my folders from last semester, I came across these gems which I had...
The saga continues...
“No. I am mad because [name redacted] takes 20 minutes to text me back and then doesn’t even ask me out. ” ~Melissa
Life is hard when the guy you wanna bone is a lazy texter.
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It's so cold in Wisconsin
robotsraholes:
I’m using my boobs to warm my hands. I hope Nicole doesn’t walk in on me.
Awkwaaaard.
This is what I live with.
sly and the family stone - everyday people
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ventisette:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
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High school can be tough.
“OH MY GOD. In my Geometry class everyone sneezes all the time and everyone else is always like ‘OH, BLESS YOU.’ But I’ve sneezed like ten times and no one says anything. No one gives a shit.” ~ Natalie
As of approximately 2:30PM, I became officially...
Me, the rest of the day:
Anonymous asked: A favorite new quote of mine "Don't believe everything you think"
